I was getting out of my car and saw an odd shape yesterday. I kinda thought it was a remnant from a burger king crown, maybe. But then I lost interest and walked inside.
But after a night of wind and rain, my supposed crown had flipped itself over to reveal its a… muppet fairy cutout!?! WTF?
Here’s what I think happened. This little muppet fairy wanted to blow off some steam, scored some tabs of ecstasy and headed for the clubs (I mean, where the fuck else are you going to wear that getup?) I mean, look at her (his?) eyes, totally rolling balls. Jaw is even locked up. Probably thinks she’s wearing plaid pants at this point.
Then girl got tired. Crashed out. Just like that damned homeless man, in my yard. Waiting to be scooped up a few days later (little does she know, I only do yardwork on weekends.).
Now seriously people. Where does this shit come from? What tornado blew in the “Muppets Take Down Oz” finger puppet collection? Where is this produced? Is it a fraggle? (PS. I LOVED fraggles as a kid. total anarchists). And Is anyone else as disturbed as me over the term “Finger Muppet?”